If you're going to be a criminal who tries to run from the cops by stealing someone's jet ski, it might help you to know how to start one in the first place. Also...knowing how to swim would probably be helpful as well.
Police in Volusia County were called when Ronald Williams stole someone's jet ski, he was unable to start the thing and ended up just floating on it. So cops had to borrow someone in the neighborhood's boat to go out there and get him. Only in FloriDUH!
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