If this were a game of say that this is a Florida Man story without saying it's a Florida Man story, you'd know it was a man in Florida because this guy is worried about his beer being ok after he got full on hit by a car.
If you check out the video, this guy really got full on hit by a car at the front of a convenience store all because a driver got the gas and the brake mixed up. The guy is ok but naturally he was most worried about his beer being intact. Just another day in Flori-DUH!
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