Woman's Is Victim of Literal Porch Pirates Who Stole Her Entire Porch

A woman in Detroit came home to find that thieves had stolen her entire porch. Who does that??? What even is the process for stealing a porch? Did no one see this going on? There are really just so many questions about this entire situation. The bottom line though, is that people need to stop stealing things. Also we're very surprised that this didn't happen in Florida.

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