And this is why they call this state "Flori-DUH!"
A Treasure Coast man was arrested for giving his girlfriend a "wet willy."
Joseph Sireci of Fort Pierce was charged with battery after the incident. The girlfriend says she showed up at the man's home and found him drunk on the living room floor. She brought him with her and her daughter to another home where she says Sireci continued to drink and be belligerent.
Then, on the way home Sireci is accused of grabbing his girlfriend's hand and pulling her arm, before "giving her a 'wet willy' sticking his finger in her ear," according to the police report.
No word on how much time the man could get behind bars for pulling what is described in the Urban Dictionary as a prank, which consists of the prankster licking or spitting on his finger and sticking it in the victim's ear hole, then turning it round and round.
Photo: Mugshot/St. Lucie County Sheriff's Office