I didn't go to shoplifter's school or anything but surely it's pretty common knowledge that a huge item like a chainsaw is not the ideal type of thing that you're going to be able to casually steal out of a store.
This woman really tried to shove a chainsaw down the front side of her pants like she was going to be able to hide it with a purse and a jacket. LOL! At least she got some sense and realized that she needed to put the chainsaw back. I bet the security guard got a kick out of watching this footage.
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