I do not know what else I can say about this video except that I am not at all shocked that this happened in Florida. Also I have a lot of very practical questions about how one goes about wearing a swimsuit this skimpy without having a straight up nudity incident. Do you have to tape your bits down or something? Because I feel like if I tried to wear this, that every step I took would be a step closer to an international incident. Maybe homeboy was just serious about not wanting tan lines.
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