Squirrel Steals Doughnut From Alaska Cops

These Alaska cops got a rude awakening when it came to a recent donut break. Seems a criminal mastermind, otherwise known as "The Squirrel" made off with an entire donut in broad daylight recently.  Police say it's a straight up felony, and just plain rude.  Attempts to capture the perpetrator have failed so far.  No doubt eye witnesses willing to talk to police are in short supply...and, besides, their case is full of holes.  (see what I did there?).  After watching this several times, I feel an overwhelming urge to go have a donut of my own.  This one will be with a hefty filling, thereby making it too heavy to be easily carried away!  That's my theory anyway.