The local news was covering a snow storm in Portland, Oregon Friday night, when an annoying yuppie couple from California jogged by.  So they stopped for an interview, and explained how they weren't used to snowy weather . . . but it was great to jog in.


 Specifically, the woman says, quote, "It's the perfect texture for running, very low impact."  Then the guy explains how "fun" and "nice" it is, and how it makes more sense to run than bike.


 And right after THAT, they jog off . . . and the woman SLIPS and EATS it.  It looks like she hit pretty hard, and hurt her back.  So yeah . . . don't jog in the snow.